In the wash...

I love the smell of soap and fabric softener...

the low hum of the dryer...

and

the swishy~ swashy splashing

 of the

washing machine.

One day as a kid...

I was unfortunate 

to mixup 

which was the washer and which was the dryer.

We 

were getting ready for school 

when our 

DOG

puked on my sisters boots.  *snicker*

Mama told me to go put the dirty boots in the washer.

Whoops!

I put them in the dryer

adding

them to a load of *** clean clothes.***

Eww.

My bad.

(At least I didn't add Surf detergent to the dishwasher.)

Good job, Allison!  *smirk*

Messy!

Ah, yes.

Laundry.

Recently after I was married...

I washed a pair of dark socks with a load of white towels.

I don't remember now why I did this

because 

these particular socks had turned my new husband's feet

hobbit green.

Not just green, but hobbit green.

So, we had mint green towels, and my husband had mint green socks and underwear 

for a bit.

Oh, he was so happy about that....

Lately, I've been doing a pretty good job with our laundry.

(except for putting it up. It's an ongoing problem.)

But 

this is a bit of an enigma....

"Wash with like colors."

Really?  

Huh.

I have another one, but the last time I wore it, 

 my husband said,

"So there's Waldo!"

and then this one...

Brand new sweater.... one wash....now adorned with pills.

what's up with that?

and

I'm pretty sure 

this wasn't the shape it was in to begin with.

Tightness!

Maybe I shouldn't have dried it....

phooey.

Also, I have a bit of advice.

Don't let your cat try to jump on your spindly drying rack.

The cat always wins.