Christmas in July on QVC.

It has finally happened.

I have come down with a bad case of QVC-itis.  

Christmas in July on QVC was this past weekend.

 (Oddly enough.)

I didn't plan on it coinciding with my bloggy Christmas. 

However, I watched almost all day Saturday and most of the day Sunday.  

The lights, the glitter, the easy payments, 

the manic frenzy that is whipped up and thrown at you as if your life depends on buying 

the fiber optic snowman 

or the pink "cashmere" pre-lit with pink lights Christmas tree .... 

yes all the excitement was simply too much for me to handle.   At about 7:30 Sunday evening.... I finally had enough.  

But even though I turned off the glitzy, commercialized, sensationalized holiday must-haves, my adrenaline would not shut off.  

I didn't sleep well Saturday night, Sunday night, or even last night.  

 I closed my eyes, but there was an overzealous host pushing QVC crack right under my nose.  Ah, stop the insanity I say!  I cancel all my drunk with glitter orders!  

You... battery powered Christmas wreath, you shall never make it to my house!

I cancel you stuffed animal Moose dipped in soy wax that smells like gingerbread-applesauce.  

I cancel you the snowman server with the four ceramic dishes that you can bake, freeze, serve, and eat in.  

Take that you flameless candle with timer, shaped like a sweet Christmas tree with glitter shimmering throughout your wax.  

But uhhhh.....

I am keeping the shatter-proof ornament wreaths with stands.  OK? Don't tell anyone huh?

They're soooo pretty!